With the war in Unstablovakia in full swing and the throne up to claim, our two dumdum mercenaries just want to get paid and maybe not get killed. Join their journey through dwarf mining country and its murder-by-pie treachery as they work for a ruler who wants to watch the world burn - starting with his own stuff! But our goblin and doppelgänger mercenaries may wreck the kingdom before anybody gets a chance to rule it! But at least it'll be a blast to watch it all go down in flames, right?