Behold, the world's most advanced tabletop partition! Custom artwork on the one side, handy tables and info on the other. Eh? Nothing exciting about that? Well how about 18 interchangeable heads, one for each of the Head of Light Entertainment personae? Add to that 2 magnetized popups: one for when God shows up on his cloud, another for when a television studio scene is triggered? And let's not forget the rotating two-way dial for tracking Complaint Letters accrued by the HoLE! This astonishing, treble-ply screen is for use exclusively with Monty Python's Cocurricular Mediaeval Reenactment Programme. Yes, we're quite serious about that. And yes, we'll know.