A weird cult has stolen your players’ favorite magic item and intends to feed it to their so-called god! Will your players recover it in time, will they be waylaid by bandits, or will they fall foul of the many minions of the MAGIC EATER?

MAGIC EATER is an adventure for Lamentations of The Flame Princess Weird Fantasy Roleplaying and other traditional roleplaying games. The adventure favors exploration and stealth, which means Specialists will shine. If things go wrong, there is a 5 Hit Dice boss monster with about 40 henchmen and a literal smörgåsbord of special abilities, so bear that in mind or prepare to provide your players with a lot of cannon fodder hirelings.

MAGIC EATER is written by Kelvin Green, who wrote Forgive Us, Fish Fuckers, More Than Meets the Eye, Midvinter, Green Messiah, Terror in the Streets, Strict Time Records Must Be Kept, The Curious Conundrum of the Conflagrated Condottiero, and BEE-WARE!

I’m hungry.