After being visited by visions of the mysterious Lord Abscess-a real-life black metal cannibal so hardcore he ate himself to death-Dave has forged his band Witch Taint into full-fledged reality! But, in doing so, he's also wrought the wrath of Norway's most feared record label, and they're flying coach all the way to Gary, Indiana, to settle the score! (True fact: It's totally OK to put axes in your checked luggage, they just can't be in your carry-on.)