WAR OF THE REALMS TIE-IN! The historic team-up of Ratatoskr - Asgardian chaos squirrel god - and Squirrel Girl - Midgardian squirrel, uh, girl - has not gone well! Well, that's not technically true: it's gone well for Ratatoskr, who now has a human identity to play with...but this team-up hasn't technically saved anyone yet. And now it probably never will! Squirrel Girl realizes that Ratatoskr isn't playing by the rules, and they split up! But can one girl save all of North America? And does one Asgardian chaos squirrel god have machinations going on beneath the surface?

Answers to these questions, plus fights, plus friendship, plus Frost Giants, PLUS some public domain poetry all await you! THERE IS NO MORE ALLURING A SENTENCE THAN THE ONE WE JUST TYPED. WE CHECKED, THIS IS IT! Rated T