In our continuing effort to NOT tell you what happens in upcoming issues, today we field a letter from one of our avid readers. Dear Perhapa-dudes, Since the chupacabra originally comes out of Latin-American folklore, shouldn’t Choopie speak with an outrageous Mexican accent like Speedy Gonzales? “He like my seester, I theenk.” It would be so much funnier like that. Your numero uno amigo, Davy Glasmer Dengen’s Creek, Iowa