Cerebus on Strike continues! The legend of the Vark Thing continues! Giant-Size Vark Thing in need of some Vark Viagra! Worm rotation! (Just as suggestive as it was last issue)! Let's not even get "into" why she left her bedroom window open! The composting worms crank "should I stay or should I go?" up to "11"! The hot chick thinks it's a Sex Pistols tune! Call the Police or the Humane Society!? (Decisions, decisions...) The long-awaited comeuppance of "Joey Bones," ringleader of the composting worms! At the hands of his mother! Guest appearances by Edward G. Robinson and Joe Strummer!