Rick is hard at work in the garage, but Morty just won't stop yapping, so he opens up a portal and brings in a weird, gothy-looking girl named Lil Wigsley. Rick explains that Lil Wigsley will tell Morty stories if he'll shut up and listen-but these aren't just any old stories. They're horrifically banal, but it soon becomes clear that Rick and Sister Lil Wigsley's intent to distract Morty is more terrifying than the tepid tales they've been spinning!