At a garage sale, Jughead and Archie make an interesting purchase: a large statue of an elephant! But Archie hasn't decided to give his room a circus-style revamping: he knows that Mr. Lodge has started collecting vintage carousel horses and Archie believes this elephant would be a perfect addition to that collection. The problem now is getting this heavy beast to the Lodge Estate. Will they get it there in one piece? And just what will Mr. Lodge think of this new addition to his collection? Find out in 'The Crass Menagerie,' this hilarious new lead story to a fun-filled comics double digest!